Tardigrade Ranger

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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personalcrucio:

agentbill:

archiemcphee:

Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.

But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:

‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’

‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’

Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.

[via Geekosystem and Dailymail.co.uk]

IT’S ALIVE!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE NEWS OF THE YEAR!

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: I Saw Your Feminist Comics Online

coleseum:

if you followed me for something other than transformers you should take a look at transformers

orion-neos:

Torca
| Beast Wars | Hasbro | 1997 |

I used an upward angle for most of these shots because I wanted to try to convey how large this figure should be. Torca is a Fuzor mix of elephant and orca whale. He should be a massive creature and not a deluxe. I hope this character gets revisited someday and given a much larger form.

Toooooooorcaaaaaaaa~ <3 <3 <3

yung-lipton:

These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

musicals-are-punk-rock:

support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

support femme trans men

support masculine trans women

just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

Anthem of Transformers Toy Collectors:

"If Hasbro won’t or does but bad, Third Party will give us what we should have had!"

Headcannon that the Pokedex is what lets trainers see the HP, levels, andstatus effects of Pokemon durring battle.